Yo Mama is a Philosopher!!

-Yo mama is so fat, she is the truth-maker for ‘your mama is fat’

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks the trancendental deduction is a tax break for club kids

-Yo mama is so fat, when she introspects her mental states she finds food

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks lost rigidity can be fixed with viagra

-Yo mama is so fat, her formal cause is the Fat

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks undetached rabit parts are what she uses to make rabbit stew

-Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house in every possible world

-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks ‘the T-schema’ refers to the Boston Tea Party

-Yo mama is so fat that she accelerates at more than 9.8 m/s/s and so if yo mama and a bowling ball were both dropped from the Empire State building at he same time she would hit the ground first

-If you understand any of these jokes, then ◊(Ex) (Philosopher(x) & x=you (yes, you)); i.e. you might be a philosopher